This won’t be a long article, because it’s a very frustrating topic. Being dissed by Nintendo characters. Seriously what is that about? I mean, it started with Duck Hunt, and that stupid dog. Seriously, what’s his problem, he doesn’t even have fingers to shoot, he’s just waiting to hunt dead ducks.
Congratulation, you cought a dead duck
Anyway, every time I take my DS and load Brain Age it starts whining about the fact that I haven’t been playing regularly. Wii Fit is even worse, it keeps telling me I’m heavy. Seriously, Nintendo is just plain mean. Stupid company probably think I’m not focused enough to hold a reasonable and logical argument about Duck Hunt. I mean, I didn’t start, the company said I was dumb, not able to shoot and fat. I find this behavior very hypocritical coming from a company with a lot of fat characters like Mario, Wario, etc. I’m pretty sure that Peach also always complains about her weight to Mario:
Peach: Uuuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhh…. I’m so fat.
Mario: No, you’re not.
Peach: Yes I am.
Mario: Come on baby, you’re super fit.
Peach: Shut up. I’m not, I’m fat.
Mario: You’re not fat, I’m fat.
Peach: It’s okay for you, you are a man.
Mario: Then why do you keep rejecting me at night.
Peach: I don’t feel confortable about my body.
Mario: That’s not true, you keep going to Koopa Beach to show off your body. Why don’t you show it to me?
Peach: It’s not the same thing.
Mario: Yes it is.
Peach: No it’s not. You are a man, people are not lusting for me there so it’s different.
Mario: You think I don’t know that Bowser hangs out there, and that you like to let him watch.
Peach: Please. I told you to stop it with your imagination.
Mario: I’m sorry, I went to far.
Peach: Yes. Now, say it… I’m fat.
Mario: Again with that!?!?! OK! You are fat… you are the fattest person in the universe.
Peach: How could you, I’m going back to my castle. I should’ve listen to the King when he told me: “don’t marry a plumber, you’re a princess, you can do a lot better than a plumber, I bet his hands are dirty…”
Mario: Here we go again… (sigh)
Blurry photo taken by a private detective that prooves that Bowser really does hang out at Koopa Beach.
Hey that’s pretty funny. Made me smile.
Hehe seems like you got sidetracked!
Funny stuff, Seb!
Did you know that the arcade version of Duck Hunt has a mini-game that allows you to shoot that blasted dog? Pure catharsis.
I didn’t know that. It seems pretty cool!